I.Go.Shopping.

Since my sister got married i don't really feel like doing anything.But your sister getting married is not the end of the world(but its really the end of the world for me!)

Anyway,so Ramadan is already here i had to go for shopping all by myself 'cause brothers are not really interested in all girly girly shopping.They'll drop you and you go conquer the world!

Interesting fact number 1: When i go shopping(alone) i am usually thinking while shopping. Like i am observing people,commenting in my head,judging and stuff.

 My head is like, Look at him/her, Wth is she doing? Whats up with HIM? How the hell did that happened?lol Inko kia masla hai bhei?! e.t.c
This is what i am usually thinking when i'm in BAZAAR...

It depends on what kind of bazaar you're in. Bazaar containing LOTS of Pathan bhai is SO creepy!But it doesn't really make any difference in koi hi-fi mall!
Shopkeepers are always staring,bugging,irritating,interfering,commenting,dimag kha-ing,Chin chin kar-ing!

Interesting fact number 2 : When i go shopping i walk fast,I don't stand BEECH mai and look around stuff.

 Thinking 'Achaa..yeh kaisa lagay ga?', 'Mai lay loon ya ni?', 'Ye kia cheez hai?' like aunties standing RIGHT in the middle and not letting anybody else pass by! Bhei if you want to REALLY check something out,side per kharay hoker dekh len!Why are you wasting MY time!?
When i am walking i don't look back,i don't stand and wait for Christmas! I do what i have to do.I see people meeting after a long loong time and retrieving their memories beech mai kharay hoker! Laughing on how they used to play kho-kho when they were young and how one of the aunties got wounded when she was playing 'Pakren-Pakrae'.

"Dekho abi tak nishan hai meray!Yad hai mai giri ti?"
And the other aunty goes like "Haan! Surraiya nay dhakka dia ta na tmko!Aray tmh pta hai uski b shadi hogae,2 bachay hen!"
"Aray kia kehri ho?"
"Haan haan!Kasam say!"
ARAY!Can't you just talk about this LATER SOMETIME!

When you're done with this,you'll come across irritating Dukaan daars! I really really hate when they are saying SO RANDOM stuff to people walking around! I so wanna punch them in thr faces!

"Baji ayaye,ider dikhiye.Dikhiye tu sae."
"Ji baby,yahan b dekh len."
"Guriya,bangles lay len."
"Ji Sister."
UF! I feel like burning them alive!

One time, I went to this scarf ki shop,the shopkeeper had a beard and was wearing a topi. I went to the shop i asked him to show me something new.
"Acha baji ap bethiye."
I said No thanks, i mean 'Ni shukria'.
He was showing me some Egyptian scarfs,you just have to put your head in it.So,i didn't know how to wear it.My expressions were totally blank.
He said,
"Apko pta hai yeh kaisay pentay hen?"
I said, "Ni" and then i started looking around,searching for something else.
When i looked at him again, HE WAS TRYING TO WEAR IT! OMG! HIS HEAD WAS STUCK (OBVIOUSLY!) And then his head came out but his beard was STILL INSIDE! LOL ahahahahahahha IT was hilarious and i couldn't help myself! I was laughing so hard! In my head i was telling myself to shut up but IT WAS SO FUNNY! hahaha
Then suddenly his beard somehow came out and he was pretty serious and said,
"Aisay pentay hen."
"Ni mai aisay scarfs ni pehenti" LOL i had to say something!!

Interesting fact number 3 : When something is really funny I CANNOT shut my mouth! Its so sudden and unexpected i cannot control myself! hahaha

Ek bar, i went to buy a shampoo.It was something new and imported so i went to a cosmetics ki shop.The guy was not a guy type thing like he was something weird gay-ish.I asked him if he has it,he said,
"Ji sister,abi dekhta hon." (sister? noway!)
After 5 minutes..
"Ap thora wait krlen"
I said, "No,Thanks.Mai kahen or say dekh lon gi"
After a second,
"Mil gia."
I waited.. he showed me,it was some other shampoo..
"Ni yeh ni chaiye."
He goes,
"Aray yae le lo na,ye zada acha hai."
My head 'Buzz off !Are you in your senses?! #@$$%%^#!
"Ni" *walks out*.One of my worst experiences!

Interesting fact number 4 : This is one of the reasons i walk fast and do ONLY what i have to do.

I really hate it when the shopkeepers are giving their ideas about something.
'Yeh wala zada acha lagra hai!'
I asked you? No.Shut up then!
The Dukaan daars can chew your braincells,they can be UTTERLY irritating BUT sometimes they're the real entertainers!