The Cool Psychics

My fingers were waiting to type,'cause my brain kept on sending them signals to write my blog. So here am i again.I write what i think.As in, i write the things which keeps on bugging me,which keeps on bugging my MIND actually. (but i can't write everything going on in my head LOL its really not what anybody wants to know haha)

As my pretty,beautiful,intelligent,brilliant minded friends say,that i have such a creative mind(just like them.No,a bit more cooler haha)so using my super creative mind,i was just wondering if  we had this ability or a newer technology thingy that we could read peoples mind AND we could Communicate through our minds. (so cool! Just like Mussi's husband haha never mind.)

BUT this ability would've been just for US.(Like me and my cool friends :D)Obviously its fun when SOME of the people have such powers,not everybody!We could go around busting people,telling them what they're thinking,becoming famous LOL "The Cool Psychics".

The best use of this ability would've been among youngsters or teenagers.Let me tell you how I would've utilized this power!
Now i come across such insane and totally out-of-this-world people k bus!You won't believe me!I am so not good at any relationships,friendships whatsoever and i keep on coming across such DIFFERENT types of people that when i am done with them,i am like whoa!what was that?!

People here are not original,not even a bit.Or if they are,they themselves are not even sure if they will be in future or not.There are selfish and self centered people and with them there are such over-caring and so overly thoughtful "pupils" too.With our psychic ability we could find out what the other person is thinking and what does that person really wants.And then with could make them SHUT UP with our Communication power before they could BLAB something really un-wanting.

For example,I know this person who(i am not gonna name him/her OF COURSE! Don't wanna get busted :p) keeps on saying stuff that is so not appropriate and its so... NON IMPORTANT i must say! Like if you're walking around,thinking something,that person goes like,
"Walking around won't make any difference,go say it!"
Say what? Difference?WHAT?! Like what are you talking about? Did i ever asked you something? NO!*through communicating powers,telling him/her to just SHUT UP loser!*.
People don't know what to say,but they have this chul to say anything!

Take an example of Rishtay-wali-aunties,I am sure all the girls hate them! Like you don't know what they're thinking and what they're looking for.They'll just grab you and ask you REAL stupid,fazool,weird,mind blowing questions that'll probably make you kick them away!
I'll tell you about my experience with this same type of aunty..uff she was such a resident of I-am-always-Farig-ville!

I went to a wedding (i really hate it when it comes to a wedding,'cause it is the utterly dangerous place where there are very high chances of getting stalked by such aunties.)
The intruder aunty comes to me asking if i am my mother's daughter LOL.
I was like 'Yeah..?'
She started telling me all her childhood experiences with my mother *so not interested*.She went on and on and on...and it made me wish to get lost somewhere.
I was looking at her thinking how bad she looks in her fake MACup,her fake-ly dyed hair made me eeww!
Anyways, then she started talking about her son which was AGAIN so not important to me.I kept on a fake smile on my face,thinking of her son,such a loser he would be...
After like 7-8 minutes,i tricked her by telling her that i have to go to the bathroom and then *vanished*.
I couldn't tell what her real purpose was,she wasted my precious 10 minutes but if I would've known,i would've never gone to that aunty's particular "domain".

I've been through worst situations..per Thank God i've been THROUGH them!But if we had these powers we would've saved our time doing something umm... reproductive? :p haha funny.

If we had these powers,we would've been SO successful! WE would've known EVERYTHING running inside  our teachers heads!OMG! That would've been cooler than ever!
Full advantage! No tests,No assignments,No being-insulted-after-getting-caught-bunking!No Germanders early morning assemblies!No following of stupid,un-necessary rules! No attending several consecutive classes!  It would've ROCKED our world!

I am so not joking! I can think of TRILLION! ZILLION! things i would've done with these powers!!
No wonder why God didn't gave these powers to us humans.