I know i missed me haha but i am back now!
Today, i want to talk about myself.I've been noticing that something is REALLY wrong with me! Like seriously my senses are not working properly and i can prove that!
The other day,i woke up in the mornin'. Door bell rang,it was my driver asking for the car keys.I went to my brother's room,fetched the keys BUT on my way back I could SEE the cupboard right in front of me but i kinda crashed into it! Like let me explain,I took the keys,turned back,cupboard was on the left and i had to turn slightly to the right side.. I did turn but...It hurts!
Another incident.... I am so crazy about customized cars,so one fine day i heard a 'Vroom Vroom' of a car,i hurried towards my room,i was totally running.Speeding and ...BANG!
I was blank for few seconds and after few minutes,i was like WTH was that!?
I've been SERIOUSLY injured once, not too bad but bad enough for little Uroojless.
So,what happened,i was chasing my brother..long story short he ran away and technically I had to chase him.He went out of the room and I... I was injured on the floor,laughing like an idiot 'cause i AGAIN got myself a smashing blow.Thanks to the cupboard,my nose was aching like anything for 3 days or so! FACER.
I've faced SEVERAL such cases and all i do is laugh and let go.But when these unbelievable and ridicule things started happening to me very often,I was confused! I have no eyesight problems what so ever alhumdulillah. Something ELSE is wrong!
Another interesting story.....
I have this problem,when i am full of thoughts,like my brain is totally pouring anything and everything,
(you ask anything,i'll answer wali state!) I have this brain storm in my head and i have to tell you something a and TOTALLY TELL YOU! I'll talk crazy!I mean i cannot control ME! As in my brain sends the messages to my mouth so fast that i even talk with the speed of my brain!!Words slip and they start falling haha what am i saying?! Usually i talk normal but when i have to really really REALLY say something i Oh! you need to listen to it carefully!
I know everybody has flaws and different WEIRD problems but these are so unusual and stupid!
I am suffering from UMS (unusual mental sickness) or VeryUMS for quite a long time. Its some manufacturing fault i think!
You write to me if you're having similar symptoms.
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Dr.Uroojless.
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