The Cool Psychics

My fingers were waiting to type,'cause my brain kept on sending them signals to write my blog. So here am i again.I write what i think.As in, i write the things which keeps on bugging me,which keeps on bugging my MIND actually. (but i can't write everything going on in my head LOL its really not what anybody wants to know haha)

As my pretty,beautiful,intelligent,brilliant minded friends say,that i have such a creative mind(just like them.No,a bit more cooler haha)so using my super creative mind,i was just wondering if  we had this ability or a newer technology thingy that we could read peoples mind AND we could Communicate through our minds. (so cool! Just like Mussi's husband haha never mind.)

BUT this ability would've been just for US.(Like me and my cool friends :D)Obviously its fun when SOME of the people have such powers,not everybody!We could go around busting people,telling them what they're thinking,becoming famous LOL "The Cool Psychics".

The best use of this ability would've been among youngsters or teenagers.Let me tell you how I would've utilized this power!
Now i come across such insane and totally out-of-this-world people k bus!You won't believe me!I am so not good at any relationships,friendships whatsoever and i keep on coming across such DIFFERENT types of people that when i am done with them,i am like whoa!what was that?!

People here are not original,not even a bit.Or if they are,they themselves are not even sure if they will be in future or not.There are selfish and self centered people and with them there are such over-caring and so overly thoughtful "pupils" too.With our psychic ability we could find out what the other person is thinking and what does that person really wants.And then with could make them SHUT UP with our Communication power before they could BLAB something really un-wanting.

For example,I know this person who(i am not gonna name him/her OF COURSE! Don't wanna get busted :p) keeps on saying stuff that is so not appropriate and its so... NON IMPORTANT i must say! Like if you're walking around,thinking something,that person goes like,
"Walking around won't make any difference,go say it!"
Say what? Difference?WHAT?! Like what are you talking about? Did i ever asked you something? NO!*through communicating powers,telling him/her to just SHUT UP loser!*.
People don't know what to say,but they have this chul to say anything!

Take an example of Rishtay-wali-aunties,I am sure all the girls hate them! Like you don't know what they're thinking and what they're looking for.They'll just grab you and ask you REAL stupid,fazool,weird,mind blowing questions that'll probably make you kick them away!
I'll tell you about my experience with this same type of aunty..uff she was such a resident of I-am-always-Farig-ville!

I went to a wedding (i really hate it when it comes to a wedding,'cause it is the utterly dangerous place where there are very high chances of getting stalked by such aunties.)
The intruder aunty comes to me asking if i am my mother's daughter LOL.
I was like 'Yeah..?'
She started telling me all her childhood experiences with my mother *so not interested*.She went on and on and on...and it made me wish to get lost somewhere.
I was looking at her thinking how bad she looks in her fake MACup,her fake-ly dyed hair made me eeww!
Anyways, then she started talking about her son which was AGAIN so not important to me.I kept on a fake smile on my face,thinking of her son,such a loser he would be...
After like 7-8 minutes,i tricked her by telling her that i have to go to the bathroom and then *vanished*.
I couldn't tell what her real purpose was,she wasted my precious 10 minutes but if I would've known,i would've never gone to that aunty's particular "domain".

I've been through worst situations..per Thank God i've been THROUGH them!But if we had these powers we would've saved our time doing something umm... reproductive? :p haha funny.

If we had these powers,we would've been SO successful! WE would've known EVERYTHING running inside  our teachers heads!OMG! That would've been cooler than ever!
Full advantage! No tests,No assignments,No being-insulted-after-getting-caught-bunking!No Germanders early morning assemblies!No following of stupid,un-necessary rules! No attending several consecutive classes!  It would've ROCKED our world!

I am so not joking! I can think of TRILLION! ZILLION! things i would've done with these powers!!
No wonder why God didn't gave these powers to us humans.

I.Go.Shopping.

Since my sister got married i don't really feel like doing anything.But your sister getting married is not the end of the world(but its really the end of the world for me!)

Anyway,so Ramadan is already here i had to go for shopping all by myself 'cause brothers are not really interested in all girly girly shopping.They'll drop you and you go conquer the world!

Interesting fact number 1: When i go shopping(alone) i am usually thinking while shopping. Like i am observing people,commenting in my head,judging and stuff.

 My head is like, Look at him/her, Wth is she doing? Whats up with HIM? How the hell did that happened?lol Inko kia masla hai bhei?! e.t.c
This is what i am usually thinking when i'm in BAZAAR...

It depends on what kind of bazaar you're in. Bazaar containing LOTS of Pathan bhai is SO creepy!But it doesn't really make any difference in koi hi-fi mall!
Shopkeepers are always staring,bugging,irritating,interfering,commenting,dimag kha-ing,Chin chin kar-ing!

Interesting fact number 2 : When i go shopping i walk fast,I don't stand BEECH mai and look around stuff.

 Thinking 'Achaa..yeh kaisa lagay ga?', 'Mai lay loon ya ni?', 'Ye kia cheez hai?' like aunties standing RIGHT in the middle and not letting anybody else pass by! Bhei if you want to REALLY check something out,side per kharay hoker dekh len!Why are you wasting MY time!?
When i am walking i don't look back,i don't stand and wait for Christmas! I do what i have to do.I see people meeting after a long loong time and retrieving their memories beech mai kharay hoker! Laughing on how they used to play kho-kho when they were young and how one of the aunties got wounded when she was playing 'Pakren-Pakrae'.

"Dekho abi tak nishan hai meray!Yad hai mai giri ti?"
And the other aunty goes like "Haan! Surraiya nay dhakka dia ta na tmko!Aray tmh pta hai uski b shadi hogae,2 bachay hen!"
"Aray kia kehri ho?"
"Haan haan!Kasam say!"
ARAY!Can't you just talk about this LATER SOMETIME!

When you're done with this,you'll come across irritating Dukaan daars! I really really hate when they are saying SO RANDOM stuff to people walking around! I so wanna punch them in thr faces!

"Baji ayaye,ider dikhiye.Dikhiye tu sae."
"Ji baby,yahan b dekh len."
"Guriya,bangles lay len."
"Ji Sister."
UF! I feel like burning them alive!

One time, I went to this scarf ki shop,the shopkeeper had a beard and was wearing a topi. I went to the shop i asked him to show me something new.
"Acha baji ap bethiye."
I said No thanks, i mean 'Ni shukria'.
He was showing me some Egyptian scarfs,you just have to put your head in it.So,i didn't know how to wear it.My expressions were totally blank.
He said,
"Apko pta hai yeh kaisay pentay hen?"
I said, "Ni" and then i started looking around,searching for something else.
When i looked at him again, HE WAS TRYING TO WEAR IT! OMG! HIS HEAD WAS STUCK (OBVIOUSLY!) And then his head came out but his beard was STILL INSIDE! LOL ahahahahahahha IT was hilarious and i couldn't help myself! I was laughing so hard! In my head i was telling myself to shut up but IT WAS SO FUNNY! hahaha
Then suddenly his beard somehow came out and he was pretty serious and said,
"Aisay pentay hen."
"Ni mai aisay scarfs ni pehenti" LOL i had to say something!!

Interesting fact number 3 : When something is really funny I CANNOT shut my mouth! Its so sudden and unexpected i cannot control myself! hahaha

Ek bar, i went to buy a shampoo.It was something new and imported so i went to a cosmetics ki shop.The guy was not a guy type thing like he was something weird gay-ish.I asked him if he has it,he said,
"Ji sister,abi dekhta hon." (sister? noway!)
After 5 minutes..
"Ap thora wait krlen"
I said, "No,Thanks.Mai kahen or say dekh lon gi"
After a second,
"Mil gia."
I waited.. he showed me,it was some other shampoo..
"Ni yeh ni chaiye."
He goes,
"Aray yae le lo na,ye zada acha hai."
My head 'Buzz off !Are you in your senses?! #@$$%%^#!
"Ni" *walks out*.One of my worst experiences!

Interesting fact number 4 : This is one of the reasons i walk fast and do ONLY what i have to do.

I really hate it when the shopkeepers are giving their ideas about something.
'Yeh wala zada acha lagra hai!'
I asked you? No.Shut up then!
The Dukaan daars can chew your braincells,they can be UTTERLY irritating BUT sometimes they're the real entertainers!

Me

So,FORTUNATELY i forgot my previous blog's password and the email address,i kind of hate that BUT on the bright side i used to be really depressed during that period and that depression came out as my blog.Per NOW i am so full happy,glad and all the good stuff..I really hate to write a whole new blog with whole new everything but its my fault.I have to suffer.

I know i missed me haha but i am back now! 

Today, i want to talk about myself.I've been noticing that something is REALLY wrong with me! Like seriously my senses are not working properly and i can prove that!

The other day,i woke up in the mornin'. Door bell rang,it was my driver asking for the car keys.I went to my brother's room,fetched the keys BUT on my way back I could SEE the cupboard right in front of me but i kinda crashed into it! Like let me explain,I took the keys,turned back,cupboard was on the left and i had to turn slightly to the right side.. I did turn but...It hurts! 

Another incident.... I am so crazy about customized cars,so one fine day i heard a 'Vroom Vroom' of a car,i hurried towards my room,i was totally running.Speeding and ...BANG!

I was blank for few seconds and after few minutes,i was like WTH was that!?

I've been SERIOUSLY injured once, not too bad but bad enough for little Uroojless.

So,what happened,i was chasing my brother..long story short he ran away and technically I had to chase him.He went out of the room and I... I was injured on the floor,laughing like an idiot 'cause i AGAIN got myself a smashing blow.Thanks to the cupboard,my nose was aching like anything for 3 days or so! FACER.

I've faced SEVERAL such cases and all i do is laugh and let go.But when these unbelievable and ridicule things started happening to me very often,I was confused! I have no eyesight problems what so ever alhumdulillah. Something ELSE is wrong!

Another interesting story.....

I have this problem,when i am full of thoughts,like my brain is totally pouring anything and  everything,

(you ask anything,i'll answer wali state!) I have this brain storm in my head and i have to tell you something a and TOTALLY  TELL YOU! I'll talk crazy!I mean i cannot control ME! As in my brain sends the messages to my mouth so fast that i even talk with the speed of my brain!!Words slip and they start falling haha what am i saying?! Usually i talk normal but when i have to really really REALLY say something i Oh! you need to listen to it carefully!

I know everybody has flaws and different WEIRD problems but these are so unusual and stupid!

I am suffering from UMS (unusual mental sickness) or VeryUMS  for quite a long time. Its some manufacturing fault i think!

You write to me if you're having similar symptoms.

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Dr.Uroojless.