It was on my ring finger like a beautiful, million dollar GARNET ring, i could feel like needles gently placed on my finger,i didn't know what EXACTLY was it. I had a birthday card in my hand.
When i felt all the above,i looked at my finger and found out,
It was HUGE! BIG! GIANT! 1.5 inches COCKROACH! Oh My God! EEWW!
That was the first time i had an encounter with this hideous creature,a pretty close one!
I can't stand insects,they creep me out!When i see them,it starts itching as if they are ON ME!
This encounter made me go insane.It was out of control now!Because i've been having problems with cockroaches like since past few months and NOW it was waaay too much!
Let me tell you why.
Lets start with our kitchen.
Our toaster was attacked the very first time.They were usually seen around our toaster and i really hated that! Then 'usually' turned into 'mostly'. I was silent,i never said anything.All the human beings(that is my family)could see this situation, and said nothing.
Then 'mostly' turned into 'all the time'. Now my younger brother and I,we have this chul to find out everything, so we decided to look into this matter.We turned the toaster upside down and started hitting it from the back . 1, 2 ,3 ,4, 5 and 6! 6 cockroaches came out of it ALIVE!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT! They were Alive! YUCK!
Lounge.
I could see this creature roaming around ALL THE TIME! On the walls,on the floor,on our dinner table,t.v. screen ( :s ),chairs, sofa EVERYWHERE! And wherever they were seen i used to kill them instantly because i believe that if today and right now i'll let them go,they'll grow and ofcourse REPRODUCE! and i so donnot want that!
My Room.
Whenever we used to go out somewhere and then came back,whenever i used to turn on my room light,i could see them dancing on my bed,walking on my floor,jumping here and there, having a good time.They even used to sleep with me!!! ARGH! I hate you!
Drawing Room.
We are sitting in our drawing room with our guests and I could see our 'companion' on the wall right behind the person I am talking to, EMBARRASSING!!
Gallery.
Our gallery was everything for them.Best place to hangout with their pals!
Washrooms.
Washrooms were one of the favorite places for them,they used to bath with us,all the water rides were given to them and they really enjoyed it i am sure!
Let me tell you about their types and sizes.
We had these creatures in our house with ALL SIZES! Micro, Tiny, Extra Small,Small,Medium sized,Big, Bigger, Huge,large, Oh you name it!
Some of them just walk,some limped, some of them used to fly, others were dancers,racers,jumpers and what not!
So now after suffering enough of this creature,we decided to call the 'DHA Fumigation Center' (bunch of weird people,wearing weird outfits).
Calling...
Us: 'Assalamualaikum'
They: 'Assalamulaikum! Blah Blah help center,how can i help you?'
Us: 'Humko fumigation krani hai'
They: 'Ji kis cheez ki?'
Us: ' Hmaray ghr mai bht cockroaches hogaye hen'
They: 'Acha theek hai apna address dey di jiye or btaden kb ana hai'
Us: 'Tuesday ko ap ajaye,yeh address hai blah blah blah'
They: 'Apkay neighbours b kraen gay?'
Us: ' :S Ni tu'
They: 'Unko b krana paray ga warna unkay ghr say ajayen gay'
Us: 'Ni ap sirf hmaray ghr mai krden,koi baat ni.'
They: 'Theek hai,hum suba 12 bjay ayen gay,ap apna zarori samaan apnay saat le lijay ga,ghr 48 hrs k liye bund rahay ga'
Us: 'Okay, thank you. Allah hafiz'
They: Already gone.
It was like a plan against cockroaches and it REALLY worked!
When we came back home,i could see the dead bodies all over my bed and floor!!
Its like a month after the fumigation,now alhumdulillah i live so freely! Everything is so calm and quite,with cockroaches all the other creatures like mosquitoes,spiders and ants are also nowhere to be seen.It feels like heaven on earth.
But sometimes i really miss them :p
